That's no moon, that's a space station.

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happinessbythekilowaaatt:

“Here’s Johnny”
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escapings:

the yellow one looks high as fuck

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3rd grade
- friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
- me: what
- friend: OH MAN
- OH
- OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
- I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
- SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
- JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
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stapsign:

*chills*

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